secret-paranoia:

i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones.


mythicalgummies:

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean

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OH MY GOD

We’ve hit the 4th wall

(Source: hashtagugly)


levi-has-the-booty:

i wonder if teachers ever look at a student and think “this is one of those anime nerds”


sixpenceee:

volatilechemicals:

sixpenceee:

In case you didn’t get it, candy is the name of her dog.

Woah. 

Full video here

For a post on a bloody Mary short horror film

Oh fuck

In spirit of Easter guys 



KR0NPR1NZ

KR0NPR1NZ

(Source: kimbubu)


tattrx:

MINERVAS LINDA   
Berlin, Germany   
minervaslinda.blogspot.de   
facebook.com/linda.minervas   
Instagram @minervaslinda  
Email: minervaslinda@googlemail.com


phantasticphil:

vivisec:

theslowestdrawfag:

imagineyourotp:

 Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a  love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in  Person B’s ear.

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imagine this happening during the apocalypse and they both know they’re going to die soon

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT 


greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory


woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed


sixsteen:

i ship me and money

(Source: sixsteen)